One Word - Guitar

Oh god, guitars, we have more than 5 of them. I'm sorry I cant be more specific but seriously, we are in danger of becoming overrun with them. Is there some kind of pest control company out there that deals in Fenders and Yamahas? Please, send me the number soon before they start to procreate and I am forced to pick one up and learn the damn thing!

I live in a family of 4 but 3 of them play guitars. One has left home for Uni, leaving her guitars behind, and being sent a new one for her birthday...if she ever comes home, she will be bringing with her, a guitar AND a bloody violin that she has bought. Our musical instruments collection now totals more than 5 guitars, NO I can't get specific, a drum kit, a snake charmer's flute, a sitar, a saxaphone and soon to be added...a flute!

Thank god for ear plugs.